This is me!
Hey so you all should play this game
by the way I’m back in the blogging game
Kelsey’s Survey is totally awesome and you should take it because I love her very much and I think she is so pretty.
FUCK YEAH 25 PAGE PAPER I’M COMING AT YOU LIKE YOU ARE A SNAKE AND I AM A MAN WITH A BAZOOKA
thanks Gabe for the encouragement! TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Well said, Shia, well said.
True enough. But I understand he’s officially signed on to do Indiana Jones 5, so what has he really learned? The right thing to do, obviously, would be to go on a Bruce Wayne-style self imposed exile and really learn the shit out of acting in some secluded mountain hideaway. Words are cheap, Shia, only actions will win our hearts.
On the other hand, let’s not be too hard on the guy. Ben Kingsley couldn’t have saved that piece of shit.
sick. as. hell.
Whoa. Why does it surprise me that this exists?
also HOLY SHIT HG WELLS IS ADORABLE
Enjoy your retirement, Daniel…. you will be missed. Also, I know you’re not doing comedy anymore, but nobody thought you were going to say “gang bang.” If you ever come out of retirement I would consider just cutting that line altogether.