September 2011
1 post
Sep 4th
November 2010
3 posts
Fault line →
Hey so you all should play this game
Nov 8th
by the way I'm back in the blogging game
ya heard
Nov 8th
Kelsey's Survey
Kelsey’s Survey is totally awesome and you should take it because I love her very much and I think she is so pretty. 
Nov 8th
May 2010
8 posts
May 18th
“You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the...”
–  Shia LaBeouf admitting that Indiana Jones 4 was lame. Well said, Shia, well said.  (via eaglefight) True enough.  But I understand he’s officially signed on to do Indiana Jones 5, so what has he really learned? The right thing to do, obviously, would be to go on a Bruce Wayne-style self...
May 18th
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May 16th
most boring flash game →
May 14th
May 14th
SUPRISE? →
So it turns out most Super Bowl ad creators this year were white dudes. Huh.
May 6th
“UM YES PLEASE”
–  Hats off to the genius who found my tumblr open on a school computer and posted five or six fairly-accurate posts on my behalf. I TOTALLY DO LOVE WOMEN’S BASKETBALL!! What’s most hilarious is that I’ve gotten several “likes” based on their posts. I should really just hand over the reigns on...
May 6th
April 2010
17 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
Apr 28th
COME ON, INTERNET
try as I might, the Internet WILL NOT show me a picture of Levar Burton playing guitar and/or Keyboards.  COME ON, INTERNET! I just forgot why you exist. 
Apr 27th
Apr 23rd
Spanish Doctors Perform First Full Face Transplant
According to Gawker:         “Barcelona doctors have performed the world’s first full face transplant on a man injured in a shooting accident. There had been partial face transplants before, but this was the whole thing. Like a pancake on a bowling ball.” Welcome to the future.  It is directed by John Woo. Only with less doves, and more NIGHTMARE SPANISH FACE TRANSPLANTS
Apr 23rd
HHDL twitter →
lol
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
Sarah Palin speaks at Tea Party convention →
okay. I promised myself this would not become a blog about homegirl, but MOTHERFUCKER god damn it.  As long as she’s out there giving “the lower 48”  the impression that all Alaskans are basically ignorant crazy-ass rednecks who say stuff like “gosh” and “happy birthday Ronald Reagan” and “if you love your freedom, think of it” I feel like at...
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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back in the day shit used to be awesome →
You were right, Sam.  Man, back then the CIA must have been run by just the coolest dudes ever.  I’m honestly surprised they never tried dropping a piano on Castro’s head or loading a knife-wielding John Glen into a giant catapult and shooting him at Cuba. 
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
The Daily What →
basically my worst nightmare
Apr 19th
Apr 4th
Apr 3rd
“Plus, there are DIY comedy festivals popping up in different towns,...”
– What a great quote from Patton Oswalt in this interview I missed from earlier this year. A must read. (via gonzaloisgod) (via comedycentral) As usual, this is just a goddamn goldmine of amazing Shit Patton Says. (via alexblagg)
Apr 3rd
March 2010
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February 2010
2 posts
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Feb 2nd
January 2010
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Jan 8th
October 2009
7 posts
Whitman College Daily Crime Log  →
It’s comforting to know that Whitman is making an effort to keep its students up to date on campus cri —- WTF ARSON? Thanks to Sam for the tip.
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
Oh hey, Joss Whedon, why don't you just be the... →
Joss Whedon: Okay I guess
Oct 20th
'The Hangover' actor Zach Galifianakis dishes on... →
That Zach Galifianakis is a silly motherfucker
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
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Oct 5th
March 2009
8 posts
"fight club" for disabled causes firestorm in... →
Wow.  When I first saw the headline for this article I thought I might make some stupid Brad Pitt/Edward Nortan joke about it later.  Now, I am too depressed to dress myself.
Mar 13th
WatchWatch
Yes.  Oh yes please, I will take one.  The nerd in me had a heart attack from excitement just now. I desperately want to go to a show where there are 15 people all controlling massive synthesisers and drum machines from PS2 controllers.
Mar 12th
Mar 12th
SoriSu →
Finally! The first nerd-sound interface!
Mar 12th
Mick Lasalle's review of The Watchmen  →
This review made me physically sick.  I strongly suspect that Mick Lasalle didn’t actually see the movie. Or any movie, ever, for that matter.   “Zach Snyder might be the best thing to happen to the action movie in this decade … “?!? I’m going to go put my head in a toaster oven, call me if someone good remakes Robocop.
Mar 10th
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February 2009
11 posts
First Superman Comic Going Up For Bid  →
This is exactly what every comic book collector whose mom threw out their original collection after they moved out believes would have happened.
Feb 27th
WatchWatch
this is exactly like a dream I had a little while ago
Feb 27th