So it turns out most Super Bowl ad creators this year were white dudes. Huh.
Hats off to the genius who found my tumblr open on a school computer and posted five or six fairly-accurate posts on my behalf. I TOTALLY DO LOVE WOMEN’S BASKETBALL!!
What’s most hilarious is that I’ve gotten several “likes” based on their posts. I should really just hand over the reigns on this.
Here are my guesses as to who hacked me:
2) Simi/Emily/Nadim Combo
3) Lindsey Witcosky
4) Sally Boggan
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS MYSTERY IS SOLVED
No. Uh-uh, nope. Sorry, Spain, try again.
For future reference:
Zach Snyder is making an animated movie about a bunch of owls wearing MF Doom masks? How am i just hearing about this now?
He truly is a visionary director, with great music taste to boot!
Also, they took my owl Baabaaay!
COME ON, INTERNET
try as I might, the Internet WILL NOT show me a picture of Levar Burton playing guitar and/or Keyboards. COME ON, INTERNET! I just forgot why you exist.
Have we found the Gob Bluth of professional kickboxing?
Spanish Doctors Perform First Full Face Transplant
According to Gawker:
“Barcelona doctors have performed the world’s first full face transplant on a man injured in a shooting accident. There had been partial face transplants before, but this was the whole thing. Like a pancake on a bowling ball.”
Welcome to the future. It is directed by John Woo. Only with less doves, and more NIGHTMARE SPANISH FACE TRANSPLANTS