September 3, 2011
This is me!

This is me!

November 8, 2010
Fault line

Hey so you all should play this game

November 7, 2010

by the way I’m back in the blogging game

ya heard

Kelsey’s Survey

Kelsey’s Survey is totally awesome and you should take it because I love her very much and I think she is so pretty. 

May 18, 2010

FUCK YEAH 25 PAGE PAPER I’M COMING AT YOU LIKE YOU ARE A SNAKE AND I AM A MAN WITH A BAZOOKA

thanks Gabe for the encouragement! TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS

May 17, 2010
"You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on Steven [Spielberg, who directed]. But the actor’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn’t do it. So that’s my fault. Simple."

Shia LaBeouf admitting that Indiana Jones 4 was lame.

Well said, Shia, well said. 

(via eaglefight)

True enough.  But I understand he’s officially signed on to do Indiana Jones 5, so what has he really learned? The right thing to do, obviously, would be to go on a Bruce Wayne-style self imposed exile and really learn the shit out of acting in some secluded mountain hideaway.  Words are cheap, Shia, only actions will win our hearts. 

On the other hand, let’s not be too hard on the guy.  Ben Kingsley couldn’t have saved that piece of shit. 

May 16, 2010

sick. as. hell.

May 15, 2010

Whoa.  Why does it surprise me that this exists?

also HOLY SHIT HG WELLS IS ADORABLE

May 14, 2010
most boring flash game

May 13, 2010

Enjoy your retirement, Daniel…. you will be missed.  Also, I know you’re not doing comedy anymore, but nobody thought you were going to say “gang bang.”  If you ever come out of retirement I would consider just cutting that line altogether.