okay. I promised myself this would not become a blog about homegirl, but MOTHERFUCKER god damn it. As long as she’s out there giving “the lower 48” the impression that all Alaskans are basically ignorant crazy-ass rednecks who say stuff like “gosh” and “happy birthday Ronald Reagan” and “if you love your freedom, think of it” I feel like at least I need to clear the air and say that WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS. As hard as it may be to believe right now, there are smart people in Alaska.
Also: “I guess down here that’s some southern sweet tea. In Alaska, we have a smaller version of tea party up there. And we call it iced tea”
Jesus fucking Christ.
